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8 days ago - Monday 4/15/19 - 4:50:42 PM EST (GMT-5)
‘Tastes like almonds’

As a trampstamp

I was on the phone earlier with the director head of the funeral program - she recommended some funeral homes, gave me a contact and said to tell him she sent me personally. I had her laughing really hard, so that’s a good sign


Also, some of the other places I know my aunt (coroner) has had dealings with and my aunt is a really nice and smart person who everyone likes so that’s good, because I know she’d refer me


So I’m feeling pretty positive!


Went to visit my ex roommate and we drank a bottle of wine but then we slipped and fell and somehow our pants can off and I ended up over the over couch and he ended up over me. Whoops.

7 days ago - Monday 4/15/19 - 6:24:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
Sounds like that’s a pretty good lead- hope you get some good responses from the funeral homes.

Ex roommate like your ex boyfriend? Or a different roommate?
7 days ago - Monday 4/15/19 - 6:35:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
Different roommate


We never dated. Wasn’t the first time this has happened, doubt it’ll be the last, but it’s not super common for when we hang out.


Depends how drunk we are/how long my dry spell’s been.


7 days ago - Monday 4/15/19 - 6:43:00 PM EST (GMT-5)
Oooh that makes more sense. I was going to say- the one who was mad you wouldn’t pick up your stuff?!

I mean, doesn’t sound too bad?
7 days ago - Monday 4/15/19 - 6:58:58 PM EST (GMT-5)
No it was nice.


Until he kicked me out after so the girl he was dating to come over (they’re not committed)


Made him pay for my cab though so free ride home at 3am instead of sleeping over and travelling via public transit the next day which may have killed me given how hung over I was

7 days ago - Monday 4/15/19 - 6:59:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
It was like 60 dollars lol
7 days ago - Monday 4/15/19 - 7:04:19 PM EST (GMT-5)
Also I got to chastise him which is always really fun


I think I have a similar scolding style to his mum and only do it when he knows he was wrong so he just stands there with the most hilariously ashamed look on his face
7 days ago - Monday 4/15/19 - 7:46:40 PM EST (GMT-5)
The girl he was dating was coming over at 3am? Sounds like a booty call.
7 days ago - Monday 4/15/19 - 7:51:17 PM EST (GMT-5)
Sort of?


He gets like this sometimes, goes nuts for about six month for a girl he has zero interest in anything serious with - but totally moony.
7 days ago - Monday 4/15/19 - 8:00:01 PM EST (GMT-5)
It’s a coping mechanism that’s part of self-fulfilling prophecy.


He’s still in love with his ex from aaaaaggges ago, who has moved on and he knows won’t take him back.


So he purposely dates younger women who he initially finds boring because he doesn’t actually want a serious relationship, but then ends up catching feelings for because that’s how he is.


But then he gets bored of them. Because unlike his ex, he has trouble connecting to them.


But since he’s not making connections he’s still not over his ex.

7 days ago - Monday 4/15/19 - 8:01:55 PM EST (GMT-5)
I’d feel bad for him but he’s totally self aware of it.
7 days ago - Monday 4/15/19 - 8:04:44 PM EST (GMT-5)
And also drowning in 21 year old tits



How much pity does the guy really need
7 days ago - Monday 4/15/19 - 9:50:25 PM EST (GMT-5)
My current generic tinder message:

'What up nerd want to get drinks?'


Thoughts?
7 days ago - Monday 4/15/19 - 9:53:13 PM EST (GMT-5)
You'll get all drunken nerds. What you put out there, the universe rewards you with.



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