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6 days ago - Sunday 12/2/18 - 11:12:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
Saved someone's life last night. Was out drinking with friends when this woman next to us stumbled into our group. As in, literally stumbled into us. She was frantically grabbing at us, and for a minute, I thought, "Is this bitch trying to start a fight?" Then I noticed she was silently opening and closing her mouth, panic all over her face, hand by her throat. "No, this bitch is choking!"

Gave her the Heimlich, she eventually spat out the piece of chocolate truffle she had been eating (the f-ck?).

She took some gulping gasps of air, and then was fine. Profusely thanked me, bought me a couple drinks, and then hung out with us for a bit before heading off with her friends who arrived shortly after.

Where's my cape?

What are you up to, you lovable f-cking bastards? Ask me sh-t, I'm trying to pass the time for the next few hours.
Ever saved anyone's life? Had yours saved?

6 days ago - Sunday 12/2/18 - 11:18:06 PM EST (GMT-5)
I don't think I can top that. If I ever saved someone's life it was accidental and I didn't realize it
6 days ago - Sunday 12/2/18 - 11:25:01 PM EST (GMT-5)
My ex did one time.
This little kid, like 8-ish, was choking and he gave him the heimlich and the mom didn't even say thank you or shame his hand. The restaurant gave him a $100 gift card though
6 days ago - Sunday 12/2/18 - 11:46:03 PM EST (GMT-5)
You save everyone you meet, Cuck!

I know it was a typo, but I like the mental image of someone shaming someone's hand.
6 days ago - Sunday 12/2/18 - 11:47:33 PM EST (GMT-5)
6 days ago - Monday 12/3/18 - 12:37:04 AM EST (GMT-5)
I hope you put that ish on your resume!

- working knowledge of Microsoft Office
- lifesaver and superhero
6 days ago - Monday 12/3/18 - 10:33:46 AM EST (GMT-5)
One of my favorite stories about my dad:

My uncle used to have a Great Dane named Mr. Winston...

They were over at our house and, somehow Mr. Winston got a hold of a chicken bone and started choking.

My dad stood the dog up on it's hind legs (at this point the dog is a near foot taller than my dad...biggest dog I have ever seen) and gave him the heimlech.

Mr. Winston survived
6 days ago - Monday 12/3/18 - 10:50:40 AM EST (GMT-5)
I save someone’s life every time I decide not to drive head first into traffics
6 days ago - Monday 12/3/18 - 10:51:58 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 12/3/18 - 10:50:40 AM Disappears wrote:
I save someone’s life every time I decide not to drive head first into traffics


I'll be sure to buy you a drink for that, next time I see you...
5 days ago - Tuesday 12/4/18 - 9:43:47 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 12/3/18 - 10:33:46 AM prettyluckyg wrote:
One of my favorite stories about my dad: My uncle used to have a Great Dane named Mr. Winston... They were over at our house and, somehow Mr. Winston got a hold of a chicken bone and started choking. My dad stood the dog up on it's hind legs (at this point the dog is a near foot taller than my dad...biggest dog I have ever seen) and gave him the heimlech. Mr. Winston survived



4 days ago - Tuesday 12/4/18 - 8:48:22 PM EST (GMT-5)
I saved 2 lives once. About 20 years ago, 2 guys tried to steal my truck. I didn’t kill them.
4 days ago - Tuesday 12/4/18 - 8:58:09 PM EST (GMT-5)
Well, if we're counting people we didn't kill...
4 days ago - Tuesday 12/4/18 - 11:45:25 PM EST (GMT-5)
am i a person you didn't kill cuck?
4 days ago - Tuesday 12/4/18 - 11:49:19 PM EST (GMT-5)
So far, yes.
4 days ago - Tuesday 12/4/18 - 11:54:49 PM EST (GMT-5)
remedy that asap
4 days ago - Wednesday 12/5/18 - 12:19:41 AM EST (GMT-5)
i was a pregnant mother one time and i saved my child from being crushed by an upright piano by lifting it off of them.
4 days ago - Wednesday 12/5/18 - 2:42:26 AM EST (GMT-5)
I haven't. I gave CPR once to someone who was already long dead.
it didn't work
4 days ago - Wednesday 12/5/18 - 5:38:22 AM EST (GMT-5)
A similar thing happened about 30 years ago. I was walking home when one of my neighbours came running out of her house because she was choking on something. A couple of slaps on her back cleared the obstruction.
4 days ago - Wednesday 12/5/18 - 10:39:13 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Wednesday 12/5/18 - 5:38:22 AM Boredofu wrote:
A similar thing happened about 30 years ago. I was walking home when one of my neighbours came running out of her house because she was choking on something. A couple of slaps on her back cleared the obstruction.


Yikes, she's lucky that worked as that often will cause the food to lodge even further down the windpipe.

Do you now know how to do the Heimlich?
3 days ago - Wednesday 12/5/18 - 3:56:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Wednesday 12/5/18 - 2:42:26 AM Spoonerism wrote:
I haven't. I gave CPR once to someone who was already long dead. [spoiler]

Oh my dad did this too...Apparently guy was in car accident...Dad started to give him CPR...and his head basically fell off. The dudes...not my dads, thankfully.
3 days ago - Wednesday 12/5/18 - 8:25:41 PM EST (GMT-5)

In '94 or thereabooot, we were at a Sunday roast beef dinner, and inebriated cousin decided to wolf down on his dinner.

When started choking, I gave him the Heimlich. I saved him, but broke oe of his ribs.




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