This is a story about my friend "Tyler" and his incredible misadventures. "Tyler" met a girl off of a dating app, let`s call her "Sara". "Tyler" liked her very much.... Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 5:34:14 PM EST (GMT-5)
This is a story about my friend "Tyler" and his incredible misadventures.

"Tyler" met a girl off of a dating app, let's call her "Sara". "Tyler" liked her very much. The only thing about "Sara" was that she lived in Oregon. Since "Tyler" hated Texas and was considering moving away anyway, this did not seem like an obstacle.
"Sara" also had 3 kids.
"Tyler" hates children.
But that did not slow down the "falling in love process"

But after five months of texting, calling, Skyping and sending flowers to "Sara's" real life address, "Sara" decided to end their romantic...."whatever."
"Sara" noticed that "Tyler" didn't seem to....hmm..."interested" in getting to know her children and becoming a father figure to them.

It broke "Tyler's" heart. But okay. He deleted her number, not able to move on knowing that it w

13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 5:35:40 PM EST (GMT-5)
as still in his contacts.

5 months later.

"Tyler" is packing a bag. He needs a break, a vacation of sorts. Hmmm. Where should he go? Oh, OREGON! Because "Sara" is there. Though "Tyler deleted her phone number, he still had "Sara's" address. He planned out the entire thing. He'll pick up a book, with flowers in the title. He'll catch a cab, knock on her front door, and when she calls "Who is it" from the other side of the door, he shall proudly proclaim, "Special delevery!" And when "Sara" opens the door, she would be so elated by his unrelenting love, she would jump in to his arms, smitten by the romance of it all.

He decided to share his plan with two of his friends. They both thought it was a wonderful idea.

He ran it by a 3rd friend. No go.

But he already bought his tickets and reserved his hotel. IT MUST GO ON.

So with this 3rd friend cringing, he left Texas and flew
13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 5:37:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
To Oregon. Everything is going to plan. He has the book. He's in the cab. He's at her front door. He's knocking, knowing full well "Sara" has NO idea that he is in town
"Who is it?" He hears a congested voice say. He clears his throat, and says theatrically, "Special delivery!" He holds his breath, awaiting the door to just swing back, and see his dear "Sara's" wide eyes and delighted smile. Instead, when the door opens, large eyes he did meet. Also, "What the f*ck are you doing here?"

His heart, falters.

She asks him to wait on the cold porch as she puts on some sensible clothes. For the past week, she had been suffering from the flu. So he waits. The cab driver waits also.

Once decent, "Sara" ushers "Tyler" inside and begins to berate him. He pulls out a letter and reads it to her, hoping to quiet her ire. That did nothing. 20 minutes later, she writes down her number and tells
13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 5:39:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
him to text her later. Her nerves are so fried, she can barely speak anymore. She sends him on his way, "Tyler" feeling a mix of sadness and confusion.

Back at the hotel. He texts her, like she asks.
She responds with "WTF were you thinking?"

"I just wanted to fall in love with you again." He told her. 
Wrong thing to say.
She goes off in to a deluge of insults. Calling him every name in the book. He was insane, she thought he was smarter than this, and ended it all with a "Delete every contact you have of me and never talk to me again."
13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 5:40:19 PM EST (GMT-5)
Spurned again. "Tyler" retreats to the hotel bed, spirit utterly and brutally crushed. 

An hour later, there is a knock. 

It is the police. They were told that a man who was staying in that room was harassing a young woman. She supplied emails to the cops that proved they had never dated, even though "Tyler" insisted that she was his ex. 
Whatever their relationship was, the cops did not care. "Just stay away from her, and if you contact her again, we will have you arrested and a restraining order placed against you. "

They left. 

"Tyler" picks up his phone. He calls the third friend, the one that advised against him going. 
Crying, he asks: "Why are women nowadays so cruel?"

The end. 
#truestory.
13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 5:42:16 PM EST (GMT-5)
I'm in awe of your dedication throughout this journal to using quotation marks around the names...

13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 5:43:03 PM EST (GMT-5)
Once you start, you kinda have to keep going.
13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 5:44:58 PM EST (GMT-5)
I wanna know what the answer was from third friend!
13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 5:46:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
Also that's pretty insane. I mean, I guess if it had worked it would have seemed pretty romantic, but I can't understand how he or friends 1 and 2 thought it was a good idea to continue to pursue, in person, someone who dumped him online.
13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 5:50:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
OMG, what a terrible idea.
13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 5:51:34 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Sunday 2/11/18 - 5:44:58 PM 4evame wrote:
I wanna know what the answer was from third friend!


The third friend told him that is "Sara" was any kind of normal, she would shut the door and have him arrested. And if she wasn't, she would either shoot him or have her possible new boyfriend beat him to a pulp. Hearing these potential outcomes, he continued on his stupid romantic way.
13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 5:52:54 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Sunday 2/11/18 - 5:46:35 PM Spoonerism wrote:
Also that's pretty insane. I mean, I guess if it had worked it would have seemed pretty romantic, but I can't understand how he or friends 1 and 2 thought it was a good idea to continue to pursue, in person, someone who dumped him online.


One of his friends did something similar with a girl he had been dating (IRL) and they had broken up. So he had just shown up, blasting her favorite song and they got back together again. They thought the same thing could be applied to this situation.
13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 5:57:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
Life is not Say Anything, haha.
13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 6:00:43 PM EST (GMT-5)
It's one of those things that seems romantic in movies but is creepy and invasive irl, especially with this being an online romance situation.

It'd be different if he sent a card, since he only had her address, and was like, "oh, hey, i'll be passing through oregon, do you want to meet up and get coffee?"

Maybe she would still think that's creepy. I don't know. But it'd be less...intense and give her the option of refusing to meet face to face with him and the option of meeting in a public space rather than her house.
13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 6:02:03 PM EST (GMT-5)
I have a similar story to that.

I was touring in Europe with an artist from the West Coast.

At one gig he is interviewed by a local radio reporter, who was from America. She was quite atteactive and some minor flirting went on.

Six months later the reporter contacts him in his home town and says. Hey I am visiting here, wanna hang out? So he goes to this girl's air bnb address and they hang out/make out. A few days later she calls him up all pissy and complains he hasn't got back to her. He's apologetic and says, I didn't know you wanted me to. So she asks him to come over again and that's when she tells him that she isn't just visiting and this isn't an airbnb but she has moved there from Europe because he wants to share her life with him.

She didn't even know if he was single when she did that.
13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 6:11:17 PM EST (GMT-5)
holy sh*t.
13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 6:13:14 PM EST (GMT-5)
I was thinking about it from her point of view as a mum. She already knows this dude has no kind of interest in her kids. They're at school, this dude pops up. Most women would go in to Mother Bear mode. I would be thinking the worst.
"Oh sh*t, he's here to kill my kids and kidnap me!"

Most people I know don't like ANYONE, including
13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 6:14:49 PM EST (GMT-5)
Family to show up unannounced. The card thing would have been a great idea, omg. O.O

And Bored, OMG. O.O was she that desperate??
13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 6:25:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
She was hot.

The interview thing literaly happened in the back of the bus and we left 10 minutes later. There was some banter about cancelling the next gig/taking her with us but it wasn't anything she was aware of. The reason he told me was because of the banter. Like we didn't take her but she stalked me.

Maybe she just got bored of Europe.
13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 6:58:14 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Sunday 2/11/18 - 5:57:47 PM Rag_Doll_ wrote:
Life is not Say Anything, haha.

And the boombox outside the window thing didn't even work in the movie!!
13 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 8:40:00 PM EST (GMT-5)
If people called us every time they wanted to come over to our house, we'd tell them to just come on over and walk right in like everybody else does.
12 days ago - Sunday 2/11/18 - 11:06:42 PM EST (GMT-5)
i feel like we really should be ebbing to change the “what is romantic” narrative


poor dumb asshole
12 days ago - Monday 2/12/18 - 12:32:34 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Sunday 2/11/18 - 11:06:42 PM j2moneyj2d2 wrote:
i feel like we really should be ebbing to change the “what is romantic” narrative

Are unsolicited dick pics still romantic? Asking for a "friend."
12 days ago - Monday 2/12/18 - 12:56:14 AM EST (GMT-5)
man we've raised by a thousand movies that push the idea that 'no' is 'convince me' and that boundaries don't matter if your dick is hard enough and you believe it's love
12 days ago - Monday 2/12/18 - 2:26:32 AM EST (GMT-5)
This wild. I dont know why he would think this is cute.

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