I heard a dog a-barking in the valley below.
Well in my garden actually and it was trying to eat a large Black man who was them arrested on suspicion of trying to gain unlawfull enrty.
Who goes out equipped to steal at 06:40?
Are burglars so poor these days that they have to rely on public transport?
Did he go to the annual Felons' Christmas Party and try to get a dishonest night's work in on the way home?
I know burglars are the lowest tech level of criminals but this is dumb, even for South London.