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Early one morning just as the sun was rising

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1 month ago - Saturday 12/16/17 - 3:47:59 AM EST (GMT-5)
I heard a dog a-barking in the valley below.

Well in my garden actually and it was trying to eat a large Black man who was them arrested on suspicion of trying to gain unlawfull enrty.

Who goes out equipped to steal at 06:40?

Are burglars so poor these days that they have to rely on public transport?

Did he go to the annual Felons' Christmas Party and try to get a dishonest night's work in on the way home?

I know burglars are the lowest tech level of criminals but this is dumb, even for South London.

1 month ago - Saturday 12/16/17 - 6:08:11 AM EST (GMT-5)
I just had another visit from the local connstabulary.

It seems like the intruder was a Christmas drunk who crashed a car and then abandoned it. He told them he was looking for somewhere to sleep.

He must have been very drunk indeed. To be driving in the vicinity of my house he would only live within 10 minutes walk, unless he was completely lost.
1 month ago - Saturday 12/16/17 - 2:47:21 PM EST (GMT-5)
Just had an update from the police. The drunk guy was very drunk. He crashed his car drivinf the wrong way up a six lane A road. Then turned off instead of going through the tunnel to East London. He blundered into the area I live in which only has 2 ways in and 2 ways out. He crashed his car again and abandoned it and just kept walking until he found himself unable to go any further... because he went into my back garden and couldn't find his way out.

The police found him sitting with hos head in his hands waiting for the sun to come up.

Great Christmas party I guess.

Looks like he will be going to jail for it.
1 month ago - Saturday 12/16/17 - 4:30:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
Yikes. Thank goodness he didn't kill anyone.



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