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What are the funniest pick up lines?

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11 days ago - Wednesday 1/9/19 - 5:04:13 PM EST (GMT-5)
At a work site a man said he was glad he was wearing gloves and sun glasses because I was so hot.
11 days ago - Wednesday 1/9/19 - 5:09:46 PM EST (GMT-5)
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
11 days ago - Wednesday 1/9/19 - 5:12:51 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Wednesday 1/9/19 - 5:09:46 PM Spoonerism wrote:
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.


Haha! That is so funny! I don't know what I would do if someone said that to me besides laugh!
11 days ago - Wednesday 1/9/19 - 5:17:31 PM EST (GMT-5)
You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section...because you could melt all this stuff.
11 days ago - Wednesday 1/9/19 - 5:21:45 PM EST (GMT-5)
Did anyone ever tell you that you have the face of a Botticelli and the body of a Degas?
11 days ago - Wednesday 1/9/19 - 6:59:19 PM EST (GMT-5)
Hi, my name is Abzurd, but you can call me tonight.
11 days ago - Thursday 1/10/19 - 3:19:42 AM EST (GMT-5)
What has 36 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?
My zipper.

I only know cringey lines perverts would say!
11 days ago - Thursday 1/10/19 - 3:42:17 AM EST (GMT-5)
Can I give you an Aussie kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but down under

Do you have Australian in you? Would you like some?
11 days ago - Thursday 1/10/19 - 5:34:25 AM EST (GMT-5)
Wanna go halves on a bastard?
11 days ago - Thursday 1/10/19 - 6:47:23 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Wednesday 1/9/19 - 5:09:46 PM Spoonerism wrote:
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
On Wednesday 1/9/19 - 5:12:51 PM skirtgirl2 wrote:
Haha! That is so funny! I don't know what I would do if someone said that to me besides laugh!

Kick the stupid motherf*cker in the balls and then laugh.
At least that's what I'd expect my daughters to do.

"The word of the day is nuts. Let me just spread the word all over the floor ..."
11 days ago - Thursday 1/10/19 - 7:00:41 AM EST (GMT-5)
Worst ones I've had:
'That your kid? He's beautiful. I bet ours would be f*cking out of this world gorgeous.'

And

'do you have an open marriage?'
11 days ago - Thursday 1/10/19 - 7:16:03 AM EST (GMT-5)
You remind me of a spanner... every time I think of you my nuts tighten.

Is that a mirror in you knickers cos I can see myself in 'em.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

You might not be the best looking bird in here but beauty is only a light switch away.

I used to know dozens of these but most of them are offensive.
11 days ago - Thursday 1/10/19 - 1:51:49 PM EST (GMT-5)
are you a polar bear

cause it's f*cking cold out!
10 days ago - Thursday 1/10/19 - 3:18:19 PM EST (GMT-5)
You know, for a fat bird you don't sweat very much.
10 days ago - Thursday 1/10/19 - 5:13:45 PM EST (GMT-5)
Have you wondered why you really don't get a lot of dates, bored?
10 days ago - Thursday 1/10/19 - 7:12:53 PM EST (GMT-5)
No, it was something a guy from Newcastle I used to work with said.
10 days ago - Thursday 1/10/19 - 7:48:20 PM EST (GMT-5)
Okay. So the take I'm getting on this is that Newcastle is the equivalent of Provo.
10 days ago - Thursday 1/10/19 - 9:23:28 PM EST (GMT-5)
Look up "Sid the Sexist" also "The Fat Slags"

Both comic strips from adult orientated publication Viz, printed in Newcastle.
10 days ago - Thursday 1/10/19 - 9:25:34 PM EST (GMT-5)
Provo. Home of Mormon cult college BYU and the state mental hospital.
10 days ago - Friday 1/11/19 - 3:43:58 AM EST (GMT-5)
I used this on New Year’s Eve as a dare (yes, I am 14 years old and I adhere to childish dares)
“So what else do you do, apart from modelling?”
It worked and I got my New Years kiss and our third date is tomorrow.
10 days ago - Friday 1/11/19 - 4:37:45 AM EST (GMT-5)
Haha wow well done smooth operator.
9 days ago - Friday 1/11/19 - 3:28:53 PM EST (GMT-5)
"Do you want to take me to McDonalds and shag me in the toilets?"
9 days ago - Friday 1/11/19 - 5:39:54 PM EST (GMT-5)
Is that your husband?
I dunno, *turns to man I just met* wanna be my husband?

It worked that was Rob.
8 days ago - Sunday 1/13/19 - 2:29:34 AM EST (GMT-5)
if you were homework, I'd put you on the table and do you all night.

Why don't you sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
8 days ago - Sunday 1/13/19 - 3:26:18 AM EST (GMT-5)
'You have desirable genetic features. They'd look great on my children'

Quoted off of a dudes profile.
That pickup line is a win.

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