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2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 9:04:21 AM EST (GMT-5)
Post whatever youve overheard in your city so we can all giggle at it
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 9:07:36 AM EST (GMT-5)
This morning on my walk to work:

Old man shouting to a girl walking by with a bookbag, "you keep them grades up now!"
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 9:12:22 AM EST (GMT-5)
A woman on her phone

"Are you trying to say I've got a fat head?"
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 9:29:24 AM EST (GMT-5)
I overheard a customer the other day complaining about "those aboriginals" who were stealing her mail and paying her bills...
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 9:40:04 AM EST (GMT-5)
Holy sh*t. I nearly posted this thread last week, because Londoners are a goldmine for this sort of thing!

Unfortunately, I can't remember the exact incident that prompted this impulse.
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 10:23:46 AM EST (GMT-5)
There was a little girl shopping with her mum...maybe 6 years old...maybe younger....she was looking at toys and asked if she could have one..her mum said no, I told you I wasn't buying you anything, you can just look.

and the little girl gets all serious and says..Can't we negotiate?

It cracked me up
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 10:27:46 AM EST (GMT-5)
That's super cute sammy
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 11:48:55 AM EST (GMT-5)
One of the funniest things I ever overheard was at the apartment complex we lived at before we bought our house.

An adult (the father, maybe) was giving a tongue lashing to a kid somewhere in the vicinity, but we couldn't see them and the guy yells out to the kid "You're going to college, motherf*cker!"

It was hilarious.
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 11:58:24 AM EST (GMT-5)
Youre all making me audibly chuckle at work
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 12:01:17 PM EST (GMT-5)
I'm walking around new orleans right now
and at some point crazy conversations just start to go in one ear and out the other
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 12:07:23 PM EST (GMT-5)
Hey rag, how about that guy behind us at the baseball game whining up a storm because his kid was playing a video game?
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 12:37:28 PM EST (GMT-5)
Teenagers in line at Disneyland:

"You know whats the scariest show I have ever seen? Pretty Little Liars"
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 12:44:05 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Thursday 4/13/17 - 12:07:23 PM CuckingFunt wrote:
Hey rag, how about that guy behind us at the baseball game whining up a storm because his kid was playing a video game?


OMG, if that wasn't hilarious and sad at the same time.

Guy sitting behind us was pissed that his son wanted to play his handheld gaming device rather than watch the game and went ON AND ON forever.

It went from "You're grounded from your XBOX!" to "I'm putting the XBOX in the trash when we get home!" Honestly just ranting and raving. I mean, the kid was like 8 or 9 and it's a minor league baseball game. Nothing to flip your lid over.
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 12:44:37 PM EST (GMT-5)
I listen to other people's convos all the time when I'm in public and get quite a kick out of the things I hear.
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 12:50:52 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Thursday 4/13/17 - 12:44:05 PM Rag_Doll_ wrote:
I mean, the kid was like 8 or 9 and it's a minor league baseball game. Nothing to flip your lid over.


My kids love minor league baseball games- - they get a lot closer to the field (and players) than they do when we go to MLB games...
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 1:55:44 PM EST (GMT-5)
This goes back a few years, but I was at a hockey pro shop and two kids working there were discussing a hockey video on the tv.
Gretzky appeared and one of the kids dismissed him and said "pfft, Crosby is so much better".
It wasn't sarcasm.
I wept for our youth.
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 3:18:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
I was in a pub with a friend years ago, and there was this couple having an argument two tables away. The guy suddenly yelled to his girlfriend: "If you can't say it to my face, tell me now!"
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 8:14:09 PM EST (GMT-5)
After work walking to the parking lot two office ladies all hush hush "how did they find out?! Do you think she stood outside the bathroom stall and waited for it to happen?"

(there /is/ a rumor going around about someone getting fired for using an e-cig inside the building- - banned on property, let alone inside, but it didn't seem like that's what they were talking about. It wouldn't be scandalous enough for their tone)
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 8:32:51 PM EST (GMT-5)
overheard today, in front of a fountain

dude: hey can you do me a favor?
chica: yeah, what?
dude: can you hold my head under the water for, like, five minutes
2 months ago - Thursday 4/13/17 - 11:32:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
Happened a while ago but something I overheard at work from two customers:

"Oh no, she's not pregnant. She's just fat."
2 months ago - Friday 4/14/17 - 5:37:56 PM EST (GMT-5)
Not me that overheard it but someone I know, but "[...] Cos if I'm not afraid to stab myself, I don't care about him, do I?"

One that actually happened to me some years back though.
A girl was beyond us in the queue. She must have been about 7 or 8.
She was looking at a chocolate cake on a display and asked if she could get it.
Her dad obliged, and then she said "Cos I..." in a normal voice, but then went on "LURRRRRVVV CAKE!" in the deepest most Afrocentric voice of all time. That Fat Albert impression should not have came out of a 8 year old girl.
She wasn't the slimmest child either, and her dad just smirked and answered "I know"
2 months ago - Friday 4/14/17 - 6:15:55 PM EST (GMT-5)
Books have been written about the sh.t people overhear in Dublin....and there's a twitter account.

People here are mad.
2 months ago - Friday 4/14/17 - 7:03:20 PM EST (GMT-5)
there is also the whole "brèves de comptoirs" thing: bits of conversations heard in pubs.
2 months ago - Sunday 4/16/17 - 3:38:25 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Friday 4/14/17 - 6:15:55 PM Brockgurl86 wrote:
Books have been written about the sh.t people overhear in Dublin....and there's a twitter account. People here are mad.


My Aunt in Dublin was taking her daughter's dog to a poodle parlour (not the kind of thing you do there often) Her neighbour shouted across the roaD Una have you been to the beauty parlour? an old fella walking past muttured "You'd wanna go again."
2 months ago - Sunday 4/16/17 - 4:20:56 PM EST (GMT-5)
Standing in a queue at the chemist and a kid is reading the label on some bottle or other, and then shouts "mummy!" with a real sense of urgency "mummy, I think I'm allergic to my own hair!"

The look of weary despair the mother gave him was priceless.

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