And now for some Dilbert Quotes:
Tell me what you need and I`ll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
I don`t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, `Where the heck is my ceiling?`
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.