There`s a world going on underground.
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down here.

People tell me i am sane, but i`ll prove them!

When God had finished creating the Universe he realised he had two things left over to divide between Adam and Eve. One was an implement that would allow its owner to pee standing up. Adam was thrilled, and begged and begged that he be allowed to have it.
Eve smiled graciously and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should have it. So God gave it to Adam, who immediately went off and excitedly peed up against a tree, and drew a pattern in the sand. And God saw that it was good.
God then turned to Eve. `Well, here`s the other thing,` He said, `I guess you can have it.`
`Thanks,` replied Eve. `What`s it called?`
God smiled back as he answered, `Multiple orgasms.`