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Excuse me, Mr Boss Man, my peen is cold. Can I go home? - Mood:Good

Friday May 02 20088:47:25 PM |

Turns out a cold penis CAN be used as a reason for leaving work early. One of the machines at work was biggering up, so I was up there fixing it. I lept down and as soon as I landed I thought, "Yup, those are ripped". Right in the crotch. So I told my boss, and he let me go home after the main paper was finished printing. But until then, I was working with half my pacakge exposed.

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Wow, I`m magic, I made a transaction while I was sleeping. - Mood:Good

Wednesday April 30 20082:01:24 PM |

Now I know I was sleeping because I stayed up for hours waiting for the money to get into my bank so I could go into town. But it never got there, so I went to bed. Wake up just then, checked my bank to see if the money was in there, and it was, and a transaction fee. As you can see, there is no actual transaction, just a fee for one.

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Nooooooooooooo! - Mood:Good

Tuesday April 29 20085:17:49 PM |

Apparently Deadpool is going to be in the 'Wolverine: Origins' movie. Not only that, but he's going to be played by Ryan Reynalds. F*ckers. It had better be one hell of a performance, but I doubt it. I can see it all going pear shaped.

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