So I think I was dating a robot for a couple weeks. I’m not 100% sure of this. Unverifiable really. Just a valid assumption.
I even gave it real money.
In the form of Amazon gift cards.
I was suspicious when they posed themselves as an adult film star. Then I gave them half of my fantasy football winnings. Then I gave them the same amount I spent on groceries that weekend.
Eventually they sent me ugly girl pictures.
The grand finale was a plan to send boxes that contained 700000 dollars to my apartment and then they would fly themselves to me and we would buy a mansion.
It’s a five paycheck month and I had fantasy football money. But...
I wonder if boxes really would have arrived at my apartment. And I wonder how much drugs would have been inside of them.
I think this area is too heavily taxed for online dating to work. People rebelling against the system are killing it...