But the dead dog of a heroin addict can.
Today has been a revolution. Or an evolution.
A decade ago I used to hate on Creationism like I was paid to do so.
But thirteen years of living has taught me a lot.
1. Evolution is bullshxt. Not that it doesn't exist but it's not that important. Whether humans evolved from the ancestors of Lucy or space aliens I don't give a flying fritz.
2. Eat when you're hungry. Stop eating breakfast at 8:30 lunch at 1:10 and dinner at 7:15. Throw your alarm clock in the shower and go down on Toastermonky.