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Female, 18-29
Western US

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Interests: Books / History / Traveling / Shopping / Animals
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Birthday:2/12/1809 (199 Years Old)
IM Type: (Decline to State) IM Name:
Occupation: Student
City: SLC
State / Province: Utah
Marital Status: Single
Sexual Preference: Straight
Religion: Atheist
Politics: Moderate
Fav. Movie: Conspiracy
Fav. TV Show: I don`t know anymore
Fav. Book: The Chosen
Fav. Song: Cats in the Cradle
Fav. Food: sashimi
Fav. Car: Mini Cooper, Jeep Wrangler
 
Theme 'A Sweet Promise...' created by Miamichick27
I read last Saturday in the
redwoods outside of Santa Cruz
and I was about 3/4`s finished
when I heard a long high scream
and a quite attractive
young girl came running toward me
long gown & divine eyes of fire
and she leaped up on the stage
and screamed: `I WANT YOU!
I WANT YOU! TAKE ME! TAKE
ME!`
I told her, `look, get the hell
away from me.`
but she kept tearing at my
clothing and throwing herself
at me.
`where were you,` I
asked her, `when I was living
on one candy bar a day and
sending short stories to the
Atlantic Monthly?`
she grabbed my balls and almost
twisted them off. her kisses
tasted like sh*tsoup.
2 women jumped up on the stage
and
carried her off into the
woods.
I could still hear her screams
as I began the next poem.
maybe, I thought, I should have
taken her on stage in front
of all those eyes.
but one can never be sure
whether it`s good poetry or
bad acid.

My Groupie
by Charles Bukowski

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