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Female,
200 years old
Mormon Mecca, Utah, Western US
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Member Since: 2/15/2005
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| Interests: |
Books
/ History
/ Traveling
/ Shopping
/ Animals
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| Homepage: |
(None)
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| Birthday: | 2/12/1809
(200 Years Old)
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| IM Type: |
(Decline to State)
IM Name: |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Marital Status: |
Single
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| Sexual Preference: |
Straight |
| Religion: |
Atheist |
| Politics: |
Moderate |
| Fav. Movie: | Conspiracy |
| Fav. TV Show: | Grey`s Anatomy |
| Fav. Book: | The Chosen |
| Fav. Song: | Cat`s in the Cradle |
| Fav. Food: | sashimi |
| Fav. Car: | Volkswagen anything |
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| Theme 'A Sweet Promise...' created by Miamichick27 |
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I read last Saturday in the
redwoods outside of Santa Cruz
and I was about 3/4`s finished
when I heard a long high scream
and a quite attractive
young girl came running toward me
long gown & divine eyes of fire
and she leaped up on the stage
and screamed: `I WANT YOU!
I WANT YOU! TAKE ME! TAKE
ME!`
I told her, `look, get the hell
away from me.`
but she kept tearing at my
clothing and throwing herself
at me.
`where were you,` I
asked her, `when I was living
on one candy bar a day and
sending short stories to the
Atlantic Monthly?`
she grabbed my balls and almost
twisted them off. her kisses
tasted like sh*tsoup.
2 women jumped up on the stage
and
carried her off into the
woods.
I could still hear her screams
as I began the next poem.
maybe, I thought, I should have
taken her on stage in front
of all those eyes.
but one can never be sure
whether it`s good poetry or
bad acid.My Groupie
by Charles Bukowski
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