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The "doctor" is in. - Mood:Good

Friday November 20 20095:56:03 PM |

This guy... we'll call him "douchey." (He makes MyNameIsMike look positively non-douchey, really!) Well, Douchey told me one of his professors has been reading some of my journals and said that "my days vary very little" and that I need to seek help for my "computer addiction." I'm sure she did say those things, mostly because Douchey told her I am on here 24/7. And my days do vary, but because of the public nature of forums, and the constant stream of stalkers I have on this blog, I can't talk about everything that happens to me. Sometimes I regret telling anyone about YT in the first place. Lushuspigeon one day decided to read my journals from 2003 and 2004 and flipped out when I had used his first name on some entries... his VERY common first name. And now some douchebag's professor is reading this too. Hi Professor. I suggest you teach your "student" to be a little more moral.

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Zero is a percent. - Mood:Good

Wednesday November 18 200912:55:03 AM |

A percentage of something could mean zero percent. I learned that from some sleazy person that works at the Springfield Shopper. And in other news, I am hungry, but I am not eating at this second... will be soon, hopefully. I borrowed my stepdad's tie for my interview tomorrow. I'm pretty excited about the interview, and I know it will go well, especially the grammar/spelling/testing portion. I've always had excellent grammar and spelling, so that should not be too hard. The pay is good... not as good as I delusionally thought I would get after I first started my master's program, but well more than I've ever made from any job before by a long shot. My dad and I worked out the hourly wage to be $20... hopefully that improves someday. And I'm hungry.

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I wanna grow my money, Tink! Not spend it on cheese gouging! - Mood:Good

Monday November 16 20095:49:39 PM |

Codex: Why is there a pack of cheese on the table? Vork: Thank you for asking, Codex. The price difference here between a cheeseburger and a hamburger is one dollar. Now if you divide twelve into $2.95, the cost of a pack of Kraft Deli Deluxe in mild cheddar cheese slices, the slice costs 24.5 cents. If you bring your own cheese that's a savings of 75.5 cents per burger. Anybody requiring cheese may pay me so accordingly. Go ahead and round it up. Tinkerballa: ...what the f*ck? Anyway, the most awesome thing happened to me today. That's right; more awesome than getting that Facebook message yesterday afternoon, which as I suspected, didn't lead anywhere. But yes... something really good happened today. I got a call from a job I applied to... one of the real ones. The one that also wanted to interview me in June. They will interview me on Wednesday at noon. I am excited.

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