Since she can't post and I'm sure she'd want to:We made penises out of boxes of soda
We ate terribly sour fruit
We crashed a children's ice cream party
We read from arcane texts
We ate meat piles
I tried on her clothes
We encountered several people of indeterminate gender
We took some wrong turns
We wore out Roosevelt
We libraried
We tried on hats that were connected
We puzzled hot dog vendors
We tricked convenience store clerks
We encountered lizard-like waitresses and bold homeless dudes
We got stared at while we ate (again!)
We searched, but did not find