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To nearly run over a figure from one's past! - Mood:Good

Saturday November 14 200910:41:32 PM |

I was driving along my street tonight when a man darted out in front of my car! He scampered quickly away, but while he was in my headlights I noticed that he was none other than my next-door neighbor from about ten years ago. By the time I parked, he had disappeared into the night. That's my story, what's yours?

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My day with greeny b - Mood:Good

Wednesday November 11 20092:47:54 AM |

Since she can't post and I'm sure she'd want to: We made penises out of boxes of soda We ate terribly sour fruit We crashed a children's ice cream party We read from arcane texts We ate meat piles I tried on her clothes We encountered several people of indeterminate gender We took some wrong turns We wore out Roosevelt We libraried We tried on hats that were connected We puzzled hot dog vendors We tricked convenience store clerks We encountered lizard-like waitresses and bold homeless dudes We got stared at while we ate (again!) We searched, but did not find

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I have a big bottle of green purell and all`s right with the world. - Mood:Good

Tuesday November 10 200912:57:13 AM |

YT! I was the book king at work the other day. The computers went down so nobody could access the database. Guess who knew all the answers to who wrote what and where's this book and whatnot? Oh yeah. But the crazier story is how the computers got messed up. Apparently some homeless lady came in and started typing furiously on one of them, then dialing the phone, and then she ran away. After which the system was down. Some sort of anti-technology terrorist, I assume. In other news, I like tracking down bits and pieces of English translation of not-widely-translated writers. My current project is Angelica Gorodischer. There was even MORE news but I forget.

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