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San Francisco, California, Western US

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Email: cheeseking04@yahoo.com
Interests: Books / Writing / TV
Homepage: (None)
Birthday:10/28/1985 (24 Years Old)
IM Type: (Decline to State) IM Name: leavethesardines
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Marital Status: Single
Sexual Preference: Straight
Religion: Christian
Politics: Conservative
Fav. Movie: Buddy Love Goes Coconuts
Fav. TV Show: Everybody Loves Hypnotoad
Fav. Book: A Dinner of Onions
Fav. Song: Cat Party
Fav. Food: Krabby Patty
Fav. Car: The Homer
 
Theme 'Holy Cheese!' created by DaWeirdo
Have you ever felt like a wounded cow
halfway between an oven and a pasture
walking in a trance toward a pregnant
seventeen-year-old housewife`s
two-day-old cookbook?

--Richard Brautigan

I have nine heads, but they`re not thinking very fast.

Tamahau says:
Cheese King- Pompous, Verbally energetic, Intelligently enlighted, Superbly odd.

The Meaning of Life
by Edward Monkton

Sometimes it`s a chicken
Sometimes it`s a chair
Sometimes it`s a piece of cheese
Suspended in the air

It is difficult
to get the news from poems
yet men die miserably every day
for lack
of what is found there.

--William Carlos Williams

A trucker helps a trucker help his momma when he can.

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Library invasions and imposing heads of state - Mood:Good
Thursday March 04 201012:01:19 AM |
I lie, it's really only one of each.

I stopped by the library and while I was there I observed a pair of cute little children. Aww, look at them in their little vests and greatcoats. Like a couple of little catalog models. Wait...catalog models....oh NO!

Sure enough, around the corner comes maman: "Zut alors, mon poissons!" or something of the like and they all scampered off.

Frenchies at the library now! The plot thickens AGAIN

In other news, check out this picture of the president of Lithuania


I get the message: DO not mess with Lithuania

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Strippers are just a form of naked butler - Mood:Good
Sunday February 28 20104:04:59 AM |
Someone great once said that

Guess who.

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Udate on the French invasion - Mood:Good
Thursday February 25 20106:19:46 PM |
If you'll recall, I've been encountering a lot of Frenchies lately.

Today I ran into some OUTSIDE the bookstore! At a restaurant: Two young Frenchmen at a table not far from me, and on the other side of the glass partition, a Frenchwoman speaking loudly in French into her earpiece while flailing her arms about.

And a couple of days before, a Frenchman and his Frenchdaughter in the parking lot of a DIFFERENT bookstore (the plot thickens). They were pronouncing one of our Spanish street names over and over and giggling.

What's happening here?

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