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Male, 31 years old
San Francisco, California, Western US

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106,590 Posts | Member Since: 12/18/2001
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Tannhauser Overture Wagner

Interests: Books / Writing / TV
Homepage: (None)
Birthday:10/28/1985 (31 Years Old)
IM Type: (Decline to State) IM Name: leavethesardines
Occupation: book-toucher
Marital Status: Single
Sexual Preference: Straight
Religion: Christian
Politics: Moderate
Fav. Movie: Buddy Love Goes Coconuts
Fav. TV Show: Everybody Loves Hypnotoad
Fav. Book: A Dinner of Onions
Fav. Song: Cat Party
Fav. Food: Krabby Patty
Fav. Car: The Homer
Theme 'Holy Cheese!' created by DaWeirdo
`You can`t stare if it`s just voices.`

Have you ever felt like a wounded cow
halfway between an oven and a pasture
walking in a trance toward a pregnant
seventeen-year-old housewife`s
two-day-old cookbook?

--Richard Brautigan

I have nine heads, but they`re not thinking very fast.

Tamahau says:
Cheese King- Pompous, Verbally energetic, Intelligently enlighted, Superbly odd.

The Meaning of Life
by Edward Monkton

Sometimes it`s a chicken
Sometimes it`s a chair
Sometimes it`s a piece of cheese
Suspended in the air

It is difficult
to get the news from poems
yet men die miserably every day
for lack
of what is found there.

--William Carlos Williams

A trucker helps a trucker help his momma when he can.

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I'm drunk just before noon because it's my day off and you can't control my life.

It rained like cray yesterday but now it's not but should I trust it? Is it gonnna rain on me and my book as I walk?

This year has been the MOST RAIN ever in my life as a Californian. It's pissing me off!

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Ask me questions but only about literature or films - Mood:Good
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I'm afternoon drunk, little friends
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