IF YOU STAB A NINJA IN THE EYES AND YOU START SCREAMING `SHARNINGAN` you might be Tobi, Madara, or Leader that`s drunk as hell.IF YOU STARE AT TOILIT BOWL AND YOU CLAIM THAT YOU SAW A SHARK STARING RIGHT BACK AT YA you might be either Itachi on crack or Kisame playing tricks again.
IF YOU MAKE HUSKY KILLER PUPPETS BUT YOU PLAY WITH BARBIE DOLLS you might be Lord Sasori.
IF YOU GO TO A RESTURANT AND YOU PROTEST ABOUT THE `No shirt, no shoes, no service` RULE you might either be Hidan doing Jashin bidings or Zetsu eating a random waitress.
IF YOU CLAIM THAT YOU`RE NOT A GIRL BUT LET PEOPLE STILL CALL YOU ONE you might be Deidara acting like a wuss.
IF YOU SHOVED A YEN UP A LAMAA`S BUTTCRACK AND CLAIMED THAT THE DAMN ANIMAL WAS THOSE RETARDED RIDES IN FRONT OF THOSE SUPER MARKETS you might be Kakuzu
IF YOU THINK THAT ANY OF THESE RETARDED AKATSUKI FUNNIE MADE YOU LAUGH send me a buddie invite `cause right there is a work of art. *makes a clay bird*